it’s for science
"golden lesbian guinea pig with a paralyzing fear of the color yellow. They only listen to Tiesto. They cannot sing. Starving artist. Kind of a huge jerk."
Golden with the fear of yellow? How’s that working out for you.
“spooky super-gay crawfish with six arms. They don’t like anchovies. They know a dinosaur who actually is pretty mean. Works as a stripper. Kind of a huge jerk.”
“lavender very gay arctic wolf with six arms. They cannot pronounce common words. Tried kissing once. It was awful. Is a secret agent. Incredibly lucky.”
i must do something with this
”??? bisexual antelope with a bionic arm. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They know how to knit. Wears jeans covered in patches. Chaotic Good.”
I might actually draw this antelope…
black bisexual nurse shark with a peg leg. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They love to skateboard. Wears a loin cloth. Why? Who knows. They have a house on an island.
low poly panromantic doberman with a billion children. They have a split tongue. They cannot sing. Wears studded leather jackets. Aggressively calls everyone buddy.
The last part tho
black demisexual honey badger with a bionic arm. They love to troll reddit. They secretly invented the iPhone. Wears studded leather jackets. They don’t give a fuck about the oxford comma.
yellow lesbian antelope with questionable morals. They love hop-scotch. They love to skateboard. Works as a mechanic. Incredibly lucky.
red-and-gold lesbian komodo dragon with a chronic runny nose. They don’t like anchovies. They are covered in spikes. Works as a life guard. Worth at least 6 million dollars.
*le sigh* Wish I had at least a group of buddies that’d invite me to group calls frequently and/or randomly. Only two skype groups of mine have calls ever so often but eeeh I just wish I had more skype call opportunities.
Mothra is trying to come into my room apparently. Darn lil’ bugger kept moving, I guess he’s camera shy.
Wowowowowwwww 265 followers, how are there that many of you?! Thank-you, I love each and every one of ya~ ♪
Lol I’m so broke right now. I got 15$ to my name and my car is still hungry.
Imagine if megalodon sharks were around today
OHSEOfhljLKfjslj Ohhh goodnesssss wweell uhhh thankkkks~! >w< Pfffffffff normally people don’t tend to have such thoughts about me. Save for a nerd or two waaaaah thankss, but you’ll make me redder than Pikachu’s cheeks!
waaaah too much nice in one paragraph, thank-yyyewww mysterious anon! ;w; Who apparently talks to mee, waaah we should talk more. I’m usually just tired and slow but not busy.